Showing posts with label Sports Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sports Jokes. Show all posts

May 23, 2011

Let's do some more limericks!

Here are some more limericks from the Funny Bone Jokes series!

Harriet was hunting all day
hoping to find some big prey.
She was not pleased
when someone sneezed
and scared all the animals away.


Independence Day brings celebration,
Hopefully you'll get the invitation.
Fireworks galore
Now guess what's in store?
Cheering throughout the whole nation!

From Animal Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone:

When I went out to my garden on Monday,
I caught a big snake that was gray.
I tried and I tried,
To keep him inside,
Yet he escaped and slithered away.