Great Holiday Jokes for Kids!

With the holiday season fast approaching, and it's time for kids to learn some jokes for the holidays!  Here are a few great jokes from Enslow Publishers' bestselling book Ha-Ha Holiday Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by award-winning author Felicia Lowenstein Niven:

Halloween
Question: "What's in a ghosts's nose?"
Answer: "BOOgers!"

Thanksgiving
Question: "What's the key to a great Thanksgiving?
Answer: "A tur-key, of course!"

Hanukkah
Question: "What did one candle say to the other candle?" Answer: "Let's go out tonight!"

Kwanzaa
"Knock, Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Mayer."
"Mayer who?"
"Mayer Kwanzaa be filled with peace and unity!"

Christmas
Question: "Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?" Answer: "Rude-olph!"

If you still can't get enough goofy holiday jokes, be sure to check out Ha-Ha Holiday Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone! It's filled with hilarious jokes, ridiculous riddles, and fascinating facts about holidays from New Year's Day to New Year's Eve, and every holiday in-between!

More Enslow Christmas Titles!

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph!

ISBN: 978-0-7660-3542-3
Library Binding
Library price: $15.95
Grades 3–4

I don't know about you, but right around this time of the year I could use a good laugh. Ha-Ha Holiday Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone  from our Funny Bone Joke series is written with 3rd and 4th graders in mind, but adults will enjoy a chuckle from them as well. Besides Christmas, other holidays included are: New Year's Eve/Day, Valentines Day, St. Patrick's Day, Arbor Day/Earth Day, Easter and Passover, Patriotic Holidays, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. You can keep this title on display all year round!

ISBN: 978-0-7660-2776-3
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Library Price: $23.95
Grades 5–up

For a little bit older students, Celebrate Christmas from our Celebrate Holidays series for grades 5–up is a great title.

Over the past few centuries, Christmas has evolved into one of the most popular and well-known holidays. But few people are familiar with its past. Long before Christmas focused on Santa Claus, the giving and receiving of gifts, and even the celebration of Jesus’ birth, it was a pagan holiday that observed the changing of the seasons. Learn how Christmas was born and how it grew into the holiday we know today.