October 03, 2012

Great Holiday Jokes for Kids!

With the holiday season fast approaching, and it's time for kids to learn some jokes for the holidays!  Here are a few great jokes from Enslow Publishers' bestselling book Ha-Ha Holiday Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by award-winning author Felicia Lowenstein Niven:

Question: "What's in a ghosts's nose?"
Answer: "BOOgers!"

Question: "What's the key to a great Thanksgiving?
Answer: "A tur-key, of course!"

Question: "What did one candle say to the other candle?" Answer: "Let's go out tonight!"

"Knock, Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Mayer who?"
"Mayer Kwanzaa be filled with peace and unity!"

Question: "Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?" Answer: "Rude-olph!"

If you still can't get enough goofy holiday jokes, be sure to check out Ha-Ha Holiday Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone! It's filled with hilarious jokes, ridiculous riddles, and fascinating facts about holidays from New Year's Day to New Year's Eve, and every holiday in-between!

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