Friday Joke



What do you get if
you cross a centipede
and a parrot?

A walkie talkie!

 Our Weird Science Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone is part of a six-book series Funny Bone Jokes that include jokes, riddles, knock-knock jokes, tongue twister, limericks and lots of fun and interesting facts. These titles are perfect for comedians of all ages but they are written with 3rd and 4th graders in mind.

Happy Friday! Another joke from Enslow's Funny Bone Jokes series

Last week we started off the New Year with a joke from Ha-Ha Holiday Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone. Today it will be from Animal Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone.

What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck.

Here's a fast fact about chickens: did you know that there are more chickens on earth than there are humans? China has the most people in the world and also the most chickens. There are more than 3 billion chickens in China! The United States has only 450 million chickens.

Why did I pick chickens to write about? I don't know. Just thought it would be interesting to see what kind of jokes can be written about chickens, I guess.

This joke book includes chapters on jokes about cats, dogs, birds, ocean animals, chickens, jungle animals, farm animals, snakes, insects, and bears. It also includes an activity to write your own joke book.

posted by Pam